Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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