i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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