I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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