ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
This is the high leading the old right now
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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