Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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