dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Randomize
