I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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