Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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