There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I am one with the molecules
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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