They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm sobbing to NWA
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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