whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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