But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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