OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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