Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

We're facebook friends in real life

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(914): View more from New York

How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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(256): View more from Alabama

you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"

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(212): View more from New York

he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.

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