is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
