its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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