He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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