You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
is wine microwaveable?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
this hospital has no fireball
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Panties = found
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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