Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize