At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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I need you to use more vowels.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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