mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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