i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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