are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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