I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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