The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
