Pregnant stripper...not hot.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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