It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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