yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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