3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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