But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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