I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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