she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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