Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
