1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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