it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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