yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
