When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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