God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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