yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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