Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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