Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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