i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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