I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I deserve this hangover.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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