I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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