What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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