How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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