I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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