So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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