He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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