I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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