Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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