I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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