I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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