Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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