Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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