Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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