Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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